Have a good friend at the Karaoke Bar who is rather "tall & large" who in fact has a brother who is even larger and taller. When they are together we call them the "twin towers". Anyway...
He comes in occasionally with the funniest T-Shirts - last nights being "Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap!" Tickled me most of the evening...Any other good T-Shirts/Bumper Stickers recently encountered?
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I taught your boyfriend how to do that thing you like....
and another one
I see Dumb People
(Carlos doesn't like me to wear this one - he thinks it's offending to people)
And there was this bumper sticker on a busy Dallas Freeway known for heavy, heavy traffic jams...
"Jesus is coming, unless he is stuck on I75"
Silence is golden -
Duct Tape is silver
a t-shirt i own
i'm not speeding... i'm qualifying
and a bumber sticker i saw
i'm not driving too fast, just flying to low to the ground!
Are you my midget?
My 1 year old has a onsie that says,
Hung like a 5 year old.
My son has a t-shirt that says: Wanna here my sound effects?!
I saw this one at the baseball field last night (a girl was wearing it): (in front) Boys are good sports... (in back)They make good waterboys!!
My son has a shirt that says...
I'm multi-talented, I can talk and annoy you at the same time.
Have any of you seen that camoflouge shirt that says,
"Ha Ha, you can't see me."
Debby, Seems like your husband will be wearing htat shirt from here on out.
That would probably be his dream come true.
deb,
since you can't see, you should put him in neon green.
A student yesterday was wearing this one--I absolutely loved it...
"You're jeolous 'cause the voices are only talking to me"
Now that's hilarious.
ok here's some t's
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"are you a side effect of my medication?"
"dont make me get the flying monkeys!"
"i can only kiss one ass a day
today aint your day"
"careful, or you'll end up in my novel"
"some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints"
hope you guys get a laugh :o)
My kid beat up your honor student
or
My kid is an honor student at home school
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