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5 comments:
We have a quote board at work where we put up funny things people say. Usually, they are even funnier when taken out of context. Here's what's there now:
Omar's playing with Mark's maracas.
He's holding a big wood.
now it says, "sacame el drill."
Here's an excerp from "They walk among us!":
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
***They Walk Among Us!
A man meets and old band buddy in a bar. His friend, although happy to see him,looks really sad.Tell me what happened the man says. Well, says his friend. I wrecked my car on the way to work. when I got to work my boss fired me and on top of all when I get home I walk in on my wife on all fours with my best friend. Shit, his friend said. what did you say to her. Well,says his friend I told that bitch to get out and never come back again. Good for you the man said. and what did you tell your best friend he asked? there was only one thing I could say, his friend said. I said BAD DOG!!! BAD DOG!!!!
Thats bad....
Anyone that teaches might get a chuckle out of this one...
A little boy was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.
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